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Friday, January 9, 2009

Friendship

None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off..
9.. This is my oath....I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
I got this in an email today and I love it and wanted to share it with all my friends.

6 comments:

Tanya said...

This is so cute!! Thank you for sharing "FRIEND"!!!! Love ya....

Lulu the Midwife said...

Am I rubbing off on you. This was funny.

Sheila said...

Leanne this is so cute! Thanks for the new twist on true friendship, so true.
:)
Sheila

ReminisceHeirlooms said...

This is cute. And yes, OH SO VERY LULU!

Ashley Barnes said...

Thank you for the sweet comment! You've done a great job with your boys too... they grow up so fast!

~Kim~ said...

Cute and funny!
Hey~You don't talk too much....we are two peas in a pod, lol. Hope you are enjoying your four day weekend! We sure are! :-)~